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Message started by Donnie on 06/21/18 at 23:15:47

Title: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Donnie on 06/21/18 at 23:15:47

I have scored 1000 grams of Blowmeum.
Use this on any connection you have, electrical outlets, IC’s, cell phone, anything.
Everything will sound better, taste better, and you will be even more handsome to whom ever you want to impress.
As this is a colorless gas with no discernible smell or mass, I will ship it in a zip lock bag to you.
You have to be very careful in handling it. The gas is very slippery and can disappear easily. So you should order 10 times more than you think you should need.
Selling by the gram, I’m taking a big loss on this because you are all so good to me.
$124.99 a gram, plus shipping and handling.
Call 867-5309 and ask for Jenny!

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by pursuitofnow on 06/22/18 at 02:29:49

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by mark58 on 06/22/18 at 17:44:10

I knew if anyone could take advantage of the Blowmeum market, it would be Donnie :)

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Lonely Raven on 06/22/18 at 18:45:42

I'm *slightly* skeptical that this might be another audiophool snake oil...but I'm not sure.

Jeff, buy some and tell me how it is for you, and if you like it, I'll buy some too! :)

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by JOMAN on 06/22/18 at 19:14:25

Be very cautious with Blowmeum!!! Little known fact... it’s the Brand name for Crack. (Not talking about as “crack” applies to plumbers, either)

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Dana on 06/22/18 at 19:45:04

I have Bitemeum for only 149.99 a half gram but is comes in an environmentally friendly paper bag and it does have to be broken in. You have to call Rikki but I lost her number.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Jeff of Arabica on 06/22/18 at 20:29:13

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Jeff, buy some and tell me how it is for you, and if you like it, I'll buy some too! :)

Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”. Ha!

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Donnie on 06/22/18 at 21:45:22

Friday sale!
Price is now $184.99. But free shipping and handling!!!!
Call 634-5789, ask for Wilson.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Delta 77 on 06/22/18 at 22:27:10

Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”.

this made me bust up.!! ;D

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Steve Deckert on 06/22/18 at 23:30:40

Today I suffered from a tormentuos midrange and traced the cause to a fuse. I had meant to install a fuse with a blowmeum coating and after close inspection discovered it was coated with ignoranium instead. I swapped fuses and now I have a totally erectionatious midrange. Thank God I got it right the first time... I hate it when I put the fuse in backwards.

Steve

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by JOMAN on 06/23/18 at 00:29:50

Did you snort it before you installed it??? Could explain a lot.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Dana on 06/23/18 at 08:44:14

Donnie,
Is that one of those midnight sales?

For a limited Time, Bitemeum will be available for the exclusive price of a quarter of a gram for only 1999. Alway environmentally forward. Call Morris 777-9311 he'll be there all Day

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by ginny on 06/25/18 at 14:50:14

He said blowmeum....
;D ;D ;D

These names should not be wasted, should be auditioned by big pharma.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by ScottNC on 06/26/18 at 15:13:54

I laughed all weekend knowing this "Feature Post" was coming ;D

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Lonely Raven on 06/29/18 at 17:24:59

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Hmmmm...... somehow I have pigeonholed myself into being the Decware “Stunt Pilot” or “Crash Test Dummy”. Ha!

Better you than me brother. I put in my time, now it's your turn. :)

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Donnie on 06/29/18 at 21:32:50

If Jeff is the “crash test dummy” that makes me the village idiot!
I will wear the dunce cap proudly!

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Vooraphile on 07/01/18 at 00:23:29

I'm sorry.. May I ask what is blowmeum?

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Lon on 07/01/18 at 00:49:13

A made up fantasy compound . . . designed by a bloviator.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Donnie on 07/01/18 at 01:32:59

Vooraphile,
Blowmeum is exactly what you need. It is a solid gaseous substance that helps you rid your stereo of the evil demons that plague it. It works by using boundary layer nano trunions of a graphine based semi visicus rising capacitance radial gamma ion conduit.
If you use ohms law 7*/9y¥§ it is obvious as the nose on your face that this product is exactly what you need.
We have a new slogan “Give me Blowmeum or you might as well be listening to a jack in the box” . Catchy huh?
I’ll make you a deal, 2.5 grams for the price of 4. Tonight only!

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Vooraphile on 07/01/18 at 13:00:43

Oh.. I'm suppose to inhale them for fantasy..?

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by JOMAN on 07/01/18 at 15:34:48

No, you inhale for euphoria. For fantasy you sprinkle it over your components starting with the Breaker box working your way to the speakers. You’ll need more than 2.5 grams though, so if Donnie decides to extend his offer... go for it!

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Vooraphile on 07/01/18 at 15:58:14

Interesting.. Curious..
But I'm sure it may have issue explaining to my local custom..
Unless it comes with proper TDS and is not hazardous in any way...,
I could consider this..

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by JOMAN on 07/01/18 at 16:24:19

No worries! Just ask Donnie for the “Retail Pack”. Baby Powder in the blue bottle white text.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Donnie on 07/01/18 at 16:53:10

I recommend starting at the power source, your local powerplant! I went to our local nuke and started sprinkling it around but the armed guards seemed to get upset. They popped off quite a few rounds of 5.56 at me when I vaulted over the fence. But the improvements were worth the trouble!
As far as transporting it from place to place, no big worries. Just a small baggie of a gas and powder, nothing that would alarm anyone.
Worth every cent I charge for it
$499 per .250 gram
Call 392-7704 and ask for T Waits.

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by Dana on 07/02/18 at 07:40:10

Donnie shot the moon with that one. I've got a really good deal on Bitemenum going on but Jim wrote the number on a old matchbook and because of Blowmeum it faded. Bitemeum is not fantasy it's hokum

Title: Re: Blowmeum here for sale
Post by kespen on 07/08/18 at 21:27:18

Is there a bulk discount if I buy by the kilogram? ;D