Bluemage wrote on 05/17/22 at 19:54:36:Decfest needs a boxing ring this year. Forum members willing to resolve grievances in the ring will get the chance to be moved to the front of the waitlist. Well, he who wins, that is.
Holmgang, maybe?
In ancient times, the Vikings called it a square, not a ring and not a canvas floor either. Solid ground and all from both sides surrounded the opponents with dull staffs in hand. Any combatant too close to the sides of the square was poked back into the middle of the arena using the staffs, for all to see.
Not sure we're there yet, since those squares were final.
Where I come from, it was horseshoes, roping or knife and axe throwing. Maybe we can come up with something where both survive the altercations.
Maybe a fart lighting contest or something?
That will surely end a hissy pissy cat fight that started over nothing.
You think you can fart better, Big Boy? Let's throw it down right now!